OMG!!!! Where is my brain?

It's official, i lost my brain. i have no idea what so ever where it disappeared to. Probably up my ass as ali would always say or maybe it just needed a permenant vaction. it seems that no matter what i do nowadays, i just can't think properly. Flunking some test here and there is the proof of it all. Maybe i need to look for it again.... Anyways, life is the same. i'm out of love and in again(hell no, i just think so). My results are gradually decreasing and my popularity is taking a nosedive. I did find some self-confidence and well, it helped me abit.

i have already decided that, since woman are gonna be on the top anyway, i should sit back and relax in the future. U know? like a househusband. Take care of the kids, do the housework and laundry that kinda stuff. It's unfair, that above all, woman has the greatest advantage over man.

i thought of some kinda sexist jokes but please take it lightly.... i said its a friggin' JOKE.

what is a male?
A cross between a dog and a sloth. extremely loyal and extremely lazy.
Will do anything for love(maybe sex too) but doesn't care thereafter(achieving it)

what is a female?
Cross between a cat and a tigeress
will always suck up for something they like, thereafter, they will just ask for more.
Usually walking time-bombs, they holler at any moving thing when in a bad mood.
Gets angry really easily, male counter part to be a punching bag.

Perfect Boyfriend
Does his own cooking, laundry and cleanses himself thoroughly.
Does not ask for anything, will do anything on command.
Will not bother GF until GF wants to be bothered.
just like an andriod

Perfect Girlfriend
Acceptable figure
Does cooking and laundry
will not question BF's decision.
Erm, if i say anymore, i would probably be dead, see ABOVE